Quentin Trembley (Droo)
Bleeding Cool with the theory that Infamous Iron Man is being used as a backdoor relaunch for Fantastic Four
Mr. Sledge (Kevin)
Sure, why not launch Marvels First Family with a vehicle made from turds.
I want Reed to return and look at Victor in Iron Mans suit and say, "Nope," and have Frankie turn it into a meat suit
Oooh. What if we get slightly older versions of Val and Franklin?
That might be cool!
Cyborgimus Prime (Grant)
What if we don't let Bendis anywhere near FF!
That should be the new industry mantra
Dont let Bendis near
Ugh, sorry - comic bento sent me the invincible iron man by bendis and it's just so bad
Okay, I think I figured it out: you know how Bendis takes over popular Marvel IPs and dumbs then down considerably? And hides behind forced humor and incredible art?
He's making 'Transformers' movies.
He wants to appeal to as big an audience as possible without worrying about original source material or longtime fans
That works gray from a business standpoint, and I can understand why Marvel is doing it
It's clearly shit, but Joe Potatoes doesn't care - he wants to laugh and see cool pictures without being forced to think about why things are actually happening
No way on Gods green Earth do Warren Ellis or Jonathan Hickman not explain WHY or HOW the armor does that
"Durrr, shape AND color?" Says mr. potatoes, "I hope it's a big yeller Hulkbuster soon!"
"Don't care about where the extra mass or processing systems are stored!"
"Facial hair bros!"
no... keep going.
I nurishes me
A whole page, six panels, dedicated to showing Tony waiting for a high five. Jesus Christ in Heaven save us
OH FUCK A PORCUPINE IN HALF
youre such a boy
I don't know if I can finish this. At least Superior Iron Man was remotely interesting
The panel layouts aren't clever, they're fucking dumb and distracting
Tom King wouldn't do this garbage
Yes. Yes. Let the hate flow. I just accused Travel Foreman of trying to undermine Marvel from the inside with his bad art.
Just started reading Infamous Ironman #5.... dear god, the first page even
Fuck you Bendis
You're still reading that? Can't you just cut yourself like a normal masochist?
It helps me recognize good when I am surrounded with bad.... or some such nonsense.
He wastes page after page with inane conversation that doesn't drive the plot
EASY ON DA EYEBALLS
While we may absolutely abhor what Mr. Bendis is doing with the Iron Man section of the Marvel Universe (and whoever he just drags into it on a whim), we are not saying he's a bad writer. The man is a seminal voice in the new, better era of comics. He can still come up with a hell of a premise, and when it comes to a single character-driven book he's still one of the best guys around.
HOWEVER, he's still making a load of shit with the IMU. This is a business, and both he and Marvel are making something that should (theoretically) appeal to a huge audience of longtime readers (theoretically) and a legion of new fans (from the movies). Sales are the bottom line, after all. But just like the aforementioned Transformers movies, all you're getting is cheap jokes and flashy metal fights.