HULLO MATES, DAMES, AND NERGLINGS - DIS WEEK ON DA COURT O' NOIDS
Gregg gets jiggy with games (and EXTREMELY tight pants) - O HEY NEW FALLOUT 4 STUFF LET'S BE PALS, Warner Bros is screwing the pooch so hard over Arkham Knight for PC that they're issuing refunds, and Activision/Blizzard buys the makers of Candy Crush so kiss your legit human interactions good-bye.
Droo brings the smoove-jazz to movies next - Did you forget about Duncan Jones' Warcraft movie? HERE'S SOME TEASER GET PUMPED; a return for Zach Levi and the Warriors 3? Yes plz; And lastly, nobody hates Nicole Kidman as much as Droo. NOBODY.
Grant actually doesn't suck when talking TV - Look, fuck Fox's Lucifer forever. HOW DARE THEY; Ash vs Evil Dead is out, and it's SPECTACULAR; Have you seen iZombie yet? Holy nards, you really should - it's sooooo good.
Braven matches shirts and brings the noise on comics - Wow, CM Punk on Drax. /fart noise; 'Preacher' rockets up Amazon's best-seller list BECAUSE IT SHOULD; and WTF why would Marvel put a Spider-legend like Gerry Conway on Carnage?
Lastly, our boy Handsome Jeff from the Vault of Midnight comes by the shit show to talk new releases - The newest (14th?) X-Men comic has a killer creative team and a slew of interesting characters...but is it good?; Warren Ellis takes on James Bond. What the hell else needs to be said; and the book we've all been curious about - Does Grant Morrison's Klaus hit the right note, or is it the Brown Note?